An Old Man Has Had Enough Of His Wife’s Bad Hearing

As we get older, we visited doctors more and more frequently. It is often because we are experiencing problems with our health but on occasion, we may have questions about our significant other.

We ask those questions because we feel that they would benefit from getting a little bit of help from a medical professional. Perhaps it’s some type of health issue that they are experiencing or maybe just something that tends to stand between the two of us and our happiness.

That is what one man had in mind when he asked his doctor for some help with his wife. You see, his wife was having difficulties with her hearing and he was sure that the doctor could help!

Just wait until you find out what happened when he went home! Enjoy the joke.

There was an elderly man visiting a doctor for his check-up.

As he was leaving he asked the doctor if he could recommend a specialist for his wife.

“What’s wrong with her?” asked the doctor.

The old man explained that her hearing was getting so bad that it was almost embarrassing.

The doctor said he knew of several specialists that could help but he wanted the old man to do a little test when he got home to help the doctor determine the severity of her hearing loss.

The doctor said “When you get home, make sure your wife’s back is turned to you and ask her a question. If she doesn’t respond walk closer and ask her again. Keep doing this until she answers and let me know the results”.

That night when the old man opened the door of his home he could see his wife in the kitchen preparing dinner.

She was at the counter with her back to the door.

“What’s for dinner?” the old man asked.

His wife did not respond so he walks to the doorway of the kitchen and asked the question again.

Still, he was greeted with silence.

This time he walks up just behind her and asks once again

“What’s for dinner?”

His wife spins around a bit agitated and says

“For the third time, Fried Chicken!!”

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