A father finds a goodbye letter from 16-year-old daughter

As men we have a tendency to have a special connection with our favorite sports teams. My father’s favorite soccer team is an Italian one and whenever the team loses my father is in a horrible mood. Perhaps a lot of people don’t get it but to some of us, being a fan of these teams means a lot especially when you have been watching at every single match for years and years. That is a lot of time spent and invested in one team.

But when a father was upset about his favorite team losing, his daughter decided to prank him. She wrote a ‘goodbye’ letter for him as she went by her friend's house and left the letter on her bed. When her father called her up he got no answer from the room. That’s when he got worried because he did not hear leave and now the room was empty. He did find the letter on her bed and he started reading it. The letter got scarier and scarier, culminating to an amazing plot twist that just took things too far.

The girl wrote down how she had decided to flee with her new boyfriend Muhammad as they were expecting a baby together they were going to live in his trailer. She also said that they were going to grow cannabis on the back of the truck and get pills in exchange from his friends. She prayed in the letter that they found a cure about herpes since Muhammad was infected. And the craziest of all she said that she was going to get a job as a porn actress for money. The plot twist is a punch. None of these were true, but she just was at her friend’s house to see a movie and was going to be back soon, but she wrote the letter to remind him that there are worse things in life than a lost match.

“Dear Mom and Dad,

I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.

I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!

And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!

He’s also explained to me that weed isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.

I do hope that they find a cure for herpes soon, so that Muhammad can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress!

The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don’t worry about me – I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself.

The next time I come to visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!

xoxo, Anna

P.S. Dad, none of this is true – I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!

See you in a bit!”