Submitted by Frank P. from Queens, New York
A woman had a near death experience while on the operating table.
Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had Another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?”
God replied, “I didn’t recognize you!”
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