Woman says her breast are too small. Her husband’s reply was priceless.

Woman says her breast are too small. Her husband’s reply was priceless.
This joke was sent in by Sandra K. from Blythe, California.

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: “If you want your
Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day”

Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take?” I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.

I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?”

Without missing a beat he said “Worked for your bum, didn’t it?”

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

LOL.

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