This Man Wanted To Divorce His Wife. His Lawyer Was Shocked When He Learned Why.

This Man Wanted To Divorce His Wife. His Lawyer Was Shocked When He Learned Why.
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A Polish man moved to the US and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well — until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?

Man: Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.

Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

Man: It’s made of concrete.

Lawyer: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

Man: No, we have a carport.

Lawyer: I mean what are your relations like?

Man: All my relations are still in Poland .

Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

Man: We have a hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?

Man: No, I always wake up before her.

Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?

Man: No, she’s white.

Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?

Man: She’s going to kill me.

Lawyer: What makes you think that?

Man: I have proof.

Lawyer: What kind of proof?

Man: She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read it and it says…

LOL!

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