“So… anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her!” wrote the man on Craigslist.
They say that a dog is the human’s best friend. They are fluffy, they are energetic, they like to play a lot and they are a great relying pal on times of depression. But however, not everybody likes them. Apart from people who have a dog allergy, in that case, it is about a health condition and is understandable you do not want a dog close to you, there are other people among us who just do not want to deal with these creatures at all, despite their cuteness.
This is the story of a young couple who decided to move in together after dating for four years. The couple finally decided to make the big step of living together, but the girlfriend seemed to have a problem with that. Apparently, she did not like the boyfriend’s dog and for some odd reason, she thought that she was more important to him than his cute beagle. So be courageous and all, she decided to send her boyfriend an ultimatum saying he should either pick her, or the dog. What follows next is so real and yet so hilarious at the same time. Her boyfriend went on to make a post on Craigslist, announcing the decision he made.
This is what he had to say: “MY girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! I and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!”
Well, you obviously got the point to the decision that this guy made, so lesson learned ladies. Never put your man in front of a decision like that or you’ll lose him.