A man is at a high school reunion with his wife

At a high school reunion, a guy and his wife are there.

… as the spouse continues to ogle a stunning inebriated woman sipping her gin at an adjacent table, drink after glass.

“Do you know her?” his wife asks as she turns to face him.

“Yes,” the husband moans.

My ex-wife is she. I’ve heard that she started drinking shortly after our divorce seven years ago, and she hasn’t stopped since.

The wife exclaims, “My God!”

“Who would have thought someone could continue to celebrate for that long?”